OH MY GOD, IS IT SHOES? DID YOU BUY ME SHOES?
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! IT’S SHOES, ISN’T IT?
YOU’RE SO WONDERFUL. I MEAN IT. EVEN IF IT’S NOT SHOES I’M GOING TO BITE YOUR HEAD RIGHT OFF BECAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
BUT IT’S TOTALLY SHOES THOUGH, RIGHT?
(via flummery)